Jack and the Beanstalk, 
His Majesty's, Aberdeen

Glasgow Herald
Dec 2000
 
"Oh look - it's a talkin' futret." Dame Trott is - by her accent - a local quine. (Albeit, underneath those frills and flounces, it's actually Billy Riddoch looning around in the best interests of Aberdeen panto.) The futret - a ferret, so Ofpants informed me - is, in fact, Otis the Aardvark, the furry face of Children's BBC. In truth, Otis doesn't do much but, like Daisy the Cow, he supplies a certain "aaaw" factor, especially among younger audiences. Su Pollard's tunic - she plays Jack - carries something of an "oooh!" factor of its own: thigh-skimming, as opposed to thigh-slapping, it is cheekily brief. Ofpants was relieved she did not scale the full height of the foliage. 

Pollard, however, strides forth unfazed. She's a chirpy, irrepressible Jack who simply goes for it - song or sword-fight, she'll do battle with anything. And if audiences wonder why Dame Trott obviously hails from roonaboot while her son, Jack, has taken himself off down south . . . well, maybe Riddoch can refer to Jack being well-educated (at an approved school). 

Riddoch's Dame has, in fact, gone from strength to strength since last year's panto. There's a fonsie, saucy geniality - coupled with sly crack full of local colour - that seems utterly artless, yet the flat boots and occasional gruffness kick in nicely to allay any notions of female impersonation. 

He's just right as Dame, as is John Tearney as the evil Fleshcreep - a bit of a spiv/spoof heavy who offers menace with humour. There is singing - even the Fairy has a number - but Ofpants reckons it purls along a brisk enough pace especially when Riddoch trots into action.
 

Mary Brennan.

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